Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

I've been thinking, what did the grape say when it got invited to Thanksgiving dinner?

Nothing, it just let it wine down and join the family

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.

It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.