As I carve into this magnificent Thanksgiving turkey, I just want to say...

This bird truly is a work of poultry in motion!

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!

Carving this turkey is quite the workout.

I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!

Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!