๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadSaturday, April 4, 2026
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day.
He said, 'Just the perfect articulating ladder so I can finally reach that one spot on the gutters I've been meaning to fix since last spring.'
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I asked my dad what he was most proud of as a father on Father's Day, and he smiled
and said, 'The fact that you're all still talking to me after all these years, despite my dad jokes.'
I got my dad a personalized 'Grill Master' apron for Father's Day
Now he's saucier than the barbecue
I got my dad a new smart thermostat for Father's Day, thinking it would finally put an end to his temperature tinkering.
Now he just complains that the future isn't warm enough.
Dad's been working on his latest home improvement project for weeks
I'm starting to think his 'honey-do' list is actually a 'never-done' list
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