They say the secret to a long and happy marriage is communication.

And by 'communication,' I mean eventually understanding exactly what your partner wants without them having to say a single word. Usually, that word is 'coffee' or 'the remote.'

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.

Marriage is all about compromise, especially when it comes to the thermostat.

In our house, it's a silent battle of wills, where one person sneakily adjusts it down, and the other person sneakily adjusts it up, both pretending they didn't touch it.

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on budget.

Now we just need to hire a therapist to deal with the wedding planner.