We added up the costs of the venue, food, and decorations for our wedding

And realized we could've just bought a small island and eloped

I love how marriage is all about finding someone who accepts you for who you are

until you leave the cap off the toothpaste, then suddenly you're a completely different person

We started making our wedding guest list

and realized we needed a data analyst to help us negotiate the 'who gets cut' conversations with our families.

Marriage is like a great restaurant

It starts with a great menu, but after a while, you're just happy to get a seat at the table and not have to do the dishes