We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner

I've been thinking, marriage is like a great recipe

it takes a little bit of love, a lot of patience, and somehow, no matter what you put in, the in-laws are always a surprise ingredient

We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart

but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself

My wife and I went on a road trip recently, and I realized marriage is a lot like navigation.

I get to choose the destination, and she tells me which turn I should have taken three exits ago.