When my wife and I were dating, our conversations were full of dreams and future plans.

Now they mostly revolve around whose turn it is to take out the trash.

Marriage is all about compromise, especially when it comes to the thermostat.

In our house, it's a silent battle of wills, where one person sneakily adjusts it down, and the other person sneakily adjusts it up, both pretending they didn't touch it.

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person is always wrong

I remember when the groom used to spend his Saturdays glued to the TV, watching sports marathons and playing video games all day long.

Now, he spends his Saturdays helping the bride choose curtain fabric and learning the difference between ecru and ivory. That's not just love; that's dedication, folks.