I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

We wanted a small, intimate wedding where we could really connect with our loved ones.

Then our families submitted their 'essential' guest lists, and now we're sending out save-the-dates for a medium-sized music festival.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a GPS navigation system

because it starts out saying 'recalculating your life' and eventually just says 'arriving at your destination, love you, turn left'

We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.

I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.