๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist Materialโ Won 0 of 1 battleThursday, April 9, 2026
I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy
But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them
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I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
I'm juggling so many side hustles,
I just asked my barista if they offer health insurance.
I've been trying to practice self-care by journaling my emotions,
but mostly I just write 'same' every day.
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