I've got three side hustles just to afford my main job's commute.

I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.

I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.

My boomer parents told me to invest in real estate.

Now my single houseplant counts as my entire property portfolio.

I just got a raise, but it's basically just an inflation adjustment

So now I can afford last year's lifestyle, congratulations to me