My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.

I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'

I've been working on my financial literacy.

Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.

My manager just called an 'urgent all-hands' meeting to discuss how we can all be more proactive about asynchronous communication.

I'm so deep into side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a really intense hobby.