At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

It's always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to turn their gratitude into a complaint about someone else at the table.

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

I guess you could say it's a little 'fowl' of a concept

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.