I've got a fowl confession to make,

I'm a little stuffed from preparing this Thanksgiving meal!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner seating chart isn't about politeness or proximity to the food.

It's a strategic battlefield plan to minimize exposure to Uncle Steve's political theories and Aunt Carol's 'When are you getting married?' interrogation.

I've been feeling really fowl about my cooking skills this Thanksgiving

But I think I've finally got a gobbling good recipe down!

Why did the turkey refuse to get dressed for Thanksgiving dinner?

It said it was already stuffed!