What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

So I was wrestling with my computer all morning, trying to get it to work properly. It kept freezing up and being incredibly slow, really testing my patience.

I finally decided to just give it a *byte* of my mind.

I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.

I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.

I took my kids to the zoo and we saw an exhibit on elephants

and I said, 'I've got a trunk-load of jokes about these guys!'