I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.

I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really fast and could catch the ball in mid-air. I was impressed and asked the owner how he trained his dog to be so agile.

He said it was a paws-itive reinforcement

I went to the doctor and said, 'Doc, I've been feeling a little chicken lately.'

He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a fowl mood.'