Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!

Why did the stuffing get promoted at work?

Because it was great at filling important roles!

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

My family always begins Thanksgiving dinner with a moment of silent gratitude.

It's usually followed by a not-so-silent debate about who's grateful enough to do the dishes.