Why was the cranberry sauce a good listener?

Because it was always jam-packed with advice

Why did the turkey go to the doctor before Thanksgiving?

It had a fowl cough!

Why was the cranberry sauce always invited to holiday parties?

Because it was a berry good mixer!

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

It's always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to turn their gratitude into a complaint about someone else at the table.