My dad's idea of retirement is

spending 40 hours a week in the garage, but now he's getting paid in satisfaction instead of a paycheck.

My dad is such a dedicated grill master, he has a special spatula for every occasion.

For Father's Day, I got him a personalized one, and he said, "Now this is *flippin'* awesome!"

I got my dad a personalized 'Grill Master' apron for Father's Day

Now he's saucier than the barbecue

I was going through some old family photos with my dad on Father's Day

and he pointed to a picture of me as a kid and said, 'You know, this is my favorite photo of you – it's the only one where you're not asking me for money.'