I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...

...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.

At our Thanksgiving dinner, the mashed potatoes aren't the only thing getting passed around.

It's usually judgment, unsolicited advice, and an updated headcount of who's still single.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey, I just want you to know...

...I always try to stay 'ahead of the carve!'