👔 Father's Day Joke
Dad TributeSunday, September 6, 2026
My dad always used to say, "If you're going to do something, do it right the first time, or don't do it at all."
Which was great advice, except it meant every single chore took twice as long because he was there "supervising." But really, he just wanted to spend more time with me.
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We offered my dad a nice, relaxing Father's Day brunch, hoping he'd take a break.
He just smiled and said, 'Thanks, but I've got a very important date with a loose deck board and my impact driver.'
My dad's idea of retirement is
spending 40 hours a week in the garage, but now he's getting paid in satisfaction instead of a paycheck.
My dad spends more time in his garage than he does in the living room.
I'm pretty sure he's not just fixing things, he's actively trying to achieve enlightenment through socket wrench organization.
My dad said all he wanted for Father's Day was peace and quiet.
So I just let him mow the lawn in silence, because apparently, that's his version of a meditation retreat.
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