Why are modern Christmas carolers always a little confused when singing 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'?

They're not sure if they should actually expect figgy pudding anymore.

What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

Why did the Christmas tree go to the party dressed up?

Because it wanted to branch out and meet new people.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman