Why did the clock go to the therapist?

It had too many ticks.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

I took my kids to the bakery and we saw a big sign that said they were having a sale on bread

It was a loaf of deals

So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!