👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadSaturday, April 11, 2026
So I was visiting my friend who's a master carpenter, and he showed me his latest woodworking project - a beautiful wooden boat. He spent months crafting every detail, from the hull to the sail. As I was admiring his work, I asked him how he planned to propel it through the water.
He just smiled and said it was a 'shore' thing.
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