So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about different types of rocks and minerals. The kids were fascinated by all the colorful pictures, and we started learning about geodes and crystals. The librarian told us that she had a special rock that was very good at

rock-ing a conversation!

I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.

I took my kids to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs

and she said it rang a bell

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open.