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One-Liner DadThursday, May 7, 2026
I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today
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I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.
I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.
I went to the doctor and said I had a problem with my ears.
He said, 'Don't worry, it's just a hollow feeling.'
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