My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess

At our Thanksgiving, the quietest part of the evening isn't during the blessing.

It's about an hour after dinner, when everyone's successfully entered their food coma.

Why was the cranberry sauce a good listener?

Because it was always jam-packed with advice

I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...

...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.