Why did the turkey refuse to play cards on Thanksgiving?

Because he heard someone might be stuffing the deck!

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner isn't cooking the turkey...

...it's coming up with a new answer to 'So, are you dating anyone yet?' every single year.

I'm the king of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, and I've got a special title

I'm the gobbler of governance, the lord of the leftovers, the sultan of the stuffing – but my family just calls me Dad

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

Where we all pretend to like each other for one day, and then immediately start arguing over who gets to control the TV remote