What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

Alright everyone, before I carve into this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

Don't worry, I think we're in a perfectly *gravy* situation!

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey...

...I just want to warn you all that I'm about to make some *cutting remarks*.