I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

I guess you could say it's a little 'fowl' of a concept

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!