Knock knock. Who's there? It's me.

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

Plot Twist

Tuesday, September 8, 2026

It's me who? It's me, and I'm not here for a joke. I actually need to borrow a cup of sugar.

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Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

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Nana who? Nana your business!

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

Peas who? Peas-fully waiting for you to open the door!

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