In my family, we don't have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

We just have a bunch of dishes that our relatives argued about making, and a turkey that's just relieved to be the one thing we all agree on

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a perfectly baked pie

it looks great on the outside, but inside, it's a total mess

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards on Thanksgiving?

Because he heard someone might be stuffing the deck!