Alright everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Now, if I can just get this carving knife to cooperate...

...we'll have this bird *dis-jointed* in no time!

Alright, everyone, before I carve into this magnificent bird, I asked it one last question.

I said, 'Are you ready?' And it just replied, 'I'm feeling pretty *stuffed*!'

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert