What do you call a very polite Thanksgiving stuffing?

Well-bread.

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

but instead of bullets, we're dodging judgmental comments from our relatives

In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.