Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

I told the turkey to come to the table with an attitude adjustment

but it was a little fowl-tempered

I've been thinking, why did the turkey join the gym?

To get some egg-cellent abs for Thanksgiving dinner!

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is like a science experiment

because we're never quite sure what's going to explode first, the turkey or my aunt's opinions