Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

but instead of bullets, we're dodging judgmental comments from our relatives

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe

one part love, two parts argument, and a whole lot of gravy to smooth things over

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season