Before I carve into this beautiful bird, I considered telling a joke about undercooked turkey...

...but I decided it wasn't quite *done* yet.

At our Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing thicker than the gravy...

...is the silence after my cousin asks if anyone's seen his ex-girlfriend.

Why did the stuffing always win debates?

Because it had all the right fillings!

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process