At our Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing thicker than the gravy...

...is the silence after my cousin asks if anyone's seen his ex-girlfriend.

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

Alright everyone, before I carve into this magnificent bird, I just want to say...

Don't worry, I think we're in a perfectly *gravy* situation!

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?

You're a real gobble-degook, but I'm stuck on you.