✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistWednesday, September 9, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? This isn't a door.
This isn't a door who? Exactly, you're knocking on a wall.
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Fig
Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself!
Knock knock. Who's there? Grape.
Grape who? Grape to meet you, I've heard a lot about you!
Knock knock. Who's there? Wire.
Wire who? Wire you not opening the door?
Knock knock. Who's there? (Knock knock.)
(Knock knock) who? Oh, for goodness sake, you just started the joke again! This is an endless loop!
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