✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistWednesday, September 9, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? This isn't a door.
This isn't a door who? Exactly, you're knocking on a wall.
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce *pray* this joke *grows* on you, I've really *leafed* through a lot of ideas to *cultivate* this *gem* just for you, so please *romaine* here and enjoy!
Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.
Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!
Knock knock. Who's there? No one.
No one who? Exactly.
Knock knock. Who's there? Wheat
Wheat who? Wheat you waiting for, let me in
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