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Thursday, September 10, 2026

AI-generated illustration for dad joke: So, I was trying to order a pizza last night, but the delivery driver kept getting lost on the way. He called me three times asking for directions to my house.

So, I was trying to order a pizza last night, but the delivery driver kept getting lost on the way. He called me three times asking for directions to my house.

I guess he just couldn't pizza together the route.

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