My manager told us to 'find our why' in this challenging quarter.

My 'why' is definitely the direct deposit.

Our company motto is 'we're a family here',

which is why I'm starting to think my actual family is also just looking for ways to downsize me.

My CEO just told everyone, 'We're a family here!'

I immediately checked my organ donor status.

I'm really committed to 'doing the work' in therapy.

So committed, I've created an elaborate mental filing system for all the healthy habits I'm actively *not* doing.