Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Because they always drop their needles!

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

What do you call a broken candy cane?

A mint-ake!

Why did Santa's elves start taking extra breaks at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to sleigh the competition in the relaxation department