Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to improve their wrapping skills and get to the shelf-help section

What's an elf's favorite kind of music?

Wrap music!

Why did Frosty the Snowman have a successful music career?

Because he was a cool singer

What do you call a group of cows singing Christmas carols?

A moo-sical choir