So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.

Why did the baker stop making bagels?

He got tired of the hole business.

Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.

My bike is always tired because it's two-tired.