So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.

Why did the clock go to the therapist?

It had too many ticks.

I went to the bakery and saw a pie with a face on it

It was a pie-oneer in facial recognition

Why did the calendar get invited to all the parties?

Because it had so many dates!