Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

I'm trying to start a career in welding, but it's not a glowing review yet.

So I was at the library studying for an exam, and I stumbled upon a book about the history of eggs. I cracked it open to learn more, and let me tell you, it was a real page-turner.

Because it was an egg-cellent read.