I tried to start a career as a beekeeper, but it wasn't going well.

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Monday, April 13, 2026

I guess you could say I wasn't the 'bee's knees' at it.

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I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I told my wife I was going to make a belt out of bread dough.

She said, "That's a waist of good bread!"

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today because I kneaded the dough, but it didn't rise to my expectations.

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Pick on someone your own size!

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