I decided to take up painting as a hobby, so I went to the art store to buy some supplies. The store had a huge selection of brushes, canvases, and paints, but I was having trouble finding the perfect color. I asked the store owner for help, and he told me

it was a tint of a problem

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged

My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.