Knock knock. Who's there? Water.

Water who? Water you waiting for, open the door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange

who? You know what, I just realized I forgot the rest of the joke. Can I get back to you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself!

Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.

Canoe who? Canoe believe how many puns I can *canoe-dle* into one joke? I'm practically a *canoe-isseur* of wordplay!