Why did Frankenstein's monster struggle with job interviews?

He always had too many loose ends!

Why did the ghost get so much candy?

Because he kept haunting the best houses!

Why did Medusa have so much trouble returning her online purchases?

Every time she called customer service, they just froze.

Why did the trick-or-treater's wagon get a flat tire?

Because it was loaded with too much "sweet" cargo!