Why did Medusa get fired from the hair salon?

Because she kept turning her clients into stone and they never came back for a trim!

What's a skeleton's favorite kind of candy?

Bone-bons!

Why did the werewolf go to the coffee shop?

Because it heard they had a paws-itive coffee blend

Why did the jack-o-lantern go to the party?

Because it was a gourd time!