Why did the Minotaur start a career as a baker?

Because he was great at navigating the labyrinthine recipes and kneading dough with his hooves.

Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon get rejected for a mortgage?

The bank said he didn't have enough liquid assets, and they were worried about his water damage history!

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite