Why did Medusa have so much trouble returning her online purchases?

Every time she called customer service, they just froze.

Why did the werewolf go to the coffee shop?

Because it heard they had a paws-itive coffee blend

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout

Why did the pumpkin cross the road on Halloween night?

To get to the candy corn-er!