I finally finished my masterpiece.

It's a spreadsheet tracking all my subscription services.

My boomer neighbor told me to 'invest in real estate.'

So I bought three new houseplants.

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop healthier coping mechanisms,

but so far my go-to coping mechanism is just telling people I'm doing the work in therapy.

They told me to get a side hustle.

Now I have three 'main' hustles and I'm still broke.