I was going to ask the turkey for its opinion on the Thanksgiving menu...

...but I figured it would just give me a lot of gobble-dygook.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is always a time for reflection

on who ate the last roll and who's going to do the dishes

Alright everyone, as I prepare to carve this bird, I'm just thankful for one thing...

That this turkey finally decided to *stuff* its pride and join us for dinner!

Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!