Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

Every Thanksgiving, my aunt brings her famous 'mystery casserole.'

We're still not sure if it's a side dish or a science experiment.

Why was the Thanksgiving turkey so nervous?

Because he knew he was about to get roasted!