I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!