Why was the Thanksgiving stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew its stuff!

My cousin's contribution to Thanksgiving dinner is always memorable.

Last year, we weren't sure if his 'green bean casserole' was a side dish or a science experiment.

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

Because it was afraid of a fowl play!

Why did the cranberry sauce stop in the middle of the road?

Because it was a jam!