At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

It's always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to turn their gratitude into a complaint about someone else at the table.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is supposed to be a time for catching up, but it always ends up being a competition

to see who can fall asleep at the table the fastest

I told my wife we should start a new tradition at Thanksgiving

But she just gobbled up the idea

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a berry bad cough!