Why was the cranberry sauce so good at problem-solving?

Because it always had a 'cran-do' attitude!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

Why did the head chef get a little nervous carving the Thanksgiving turkey this year?

He was afraid he'd just wing it.