Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!