Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

Why did the stuffing go to therapy?

Because it was feeling crumby

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?