What's a Christmas tree's favorite social media platform?

Pine-terest.

Why did Buddy the Elf get a job at the North Pole's coffee shop?

He heard they served the best 'espresso' of Christmas cheer!

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet