I went on a date with a guy who said he was 'really into traveling' and 'loves trying new cultures'

But his passport had exactly two stamps: Cabo and his parents' timeshare in Orlando

He said he was 'all about authentic connections' and 'keeping it real' on his dating profile.

Then I scrolled to his photos and every single one was a different filter and angle of his bicep.

My boss told me he really appreciates my 'calm presence' and 'ability to stay composed' during chaotic team meetings.

I think that's just a nice way of saying 'her internal screaming is so impressively quiet, you can't even hear it through her forced smile.'

He told me he wanted someone 'chill' and 'easygoing,' someone who 'doesn't bring drama.'

Cut to him having an existential crisis because I didn't like his Instagram photo fast enough.