Thanksgiving at our house is always a test of endurance.

First, you survive the family gossip, then you survive the tryptophan.

Why did the cranberry sauce need a therapist?

It had too many jelly issues.

Alright everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Now, if I can just get this carving knife to cooperate...

...we'll have this bird *dis-jointed* in no time!

Why did the Thanksgiving turkey decide to run for office?

It was tired of always being roasted.