I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers

now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text

I've been searching for a affordable apartment

but it seems the only thing I can afford is a participation trophy for trying

My company said 'we're a family here,'

which explains why they treat me like the broke cousin who always has to pick up the check.

I told my therapist I was having trouble committing to consistent routines because of my disorganized attachment style.

She just sighed and said, 'So you're saying you're disorganized?'