Why did Dracula get a bad performance review at his new office job?

His manager said he wasn't pulling his *weight*... he was just sucking the *life* out of everyone.

Why did the trick-or-treater cross the road?

To get to the other sweet side!

Why did the werewolf go to the gym?

To get a paws-itive workout

Why did the vampire go to the dance club?

Because he heard it was a bloody good time!