I've been thinking, marriage is like a great recipe

it takes a little bit of love, a lot of patience, and somehow, no matter what you put in, the in-laws are always a surprise ingredient

Before [Groom's Name] met [Bride's Name], his idea of a perfect Saturday involved epic gaming sessions or spontaneous road trips.

Now, I hear his biggest weekend triumph is successfully assembling IKEA furniture, and occasionally, getting to choose the movie on Netflix... after a lengthy negotiation.

They say that in marriage, you truly learn the art of communication.

For example, [Groom's Name] has mastered the art of perfectly conveying a complex thought using only a single grunt, and [Bride's Name] has mastered the art of fully translating it.

I asked the happy couple what their secret to a harmonious marriage was, and they told me it's all about compromise.

Which is just a nice way of saying they're both still learning to pretend to listen to each other.