Before we got married, my wife would spend an hour getting ready for our dates.

Now, if she brushes her hair before we leave the house, I know it's a special occasion.

They say you know you've found your soulmate when you can be completely yourself around them.

And judging by how quickly they've both embraced the 'pajamas all day' weekend philosophy, I'd say they're perfectly matched.

I love how marriage is all about finding someone who accepts you for who you are

until you leave the cap off the toothpaste, then suddenly you're a completely different person

My wife and I went on a road trip recently, and I realized marriage is a lot like navigation.

I get to choose the destination, and she tells me which turn I should have taken three exits ago.